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that's only illegal if they have a lease.
Now the guy IS paying some rent, so it's more grey area.
Although probably his own lease doesn't allow for subletting.
So the guy is there illegally, and the landlord could kick them both out after 30/60 days.
He could also give his friend 60 days written notice to get out first, then it would be totally okay.
The guy isn't on the lease, and has no utilities in his name at that address. It might be illegal, but he would have very little redress.
Now the guy IS paying some rent, so it's more grey area.
Although probably his own lease doesn't allow for subletting.
So the guy is there illegally, and the landlord could kick them both out after 30/60 days.
He could also give his friend 60 days written notice to get out first, then it would be totally okay.
The guy isn't on the lease, and has no utilities in his name at that address. It might be illegal, but he would have very little redress.
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That gives me an idea. I should date people who have connections. That would be pretty awesome...Pseudo Stupidity wrote:He only has the job because his girlfriend's father got it for him, so it is not easily obtained.
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A lease isn't needed in VA. They just have to prove they've been living there (a piece of mail will usually be enough). In which case you can't give them less than 30 days to leave (and a judge may rule that you have to give them longer).sabs wrote:that's only illegal if they have a lease.
Like I said, I don't know NH laws. I am familiar with VA laws, and you can't kick someone out without 30 days notice regardless if you have a lease or not.
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That's illegal everywhere in the US. You are not entitled to self-help. Period. Thinking otherwise will piss off the judge.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:In VA, that's illegal. I don't know anything about laws in new hampshire.sabs wrote:you can always go with:
Pack all his stuff up
put it in a box outside the apt, bring a locksmith in to change the locks.
do this while he is at work.
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I got into it with my landlord last year, and he told me "You aren't on a lease, get the hell out right now!" I replied "I would GLADLY leave in the next 30 days and not one second before!"Neeeek wrote:That's illegal everywhere in the US. You are not entitled to self-help. Period. Thinking otherwise will piss off the judge.Count Arioch the 28th wrote:In VA, that's illegal. I don't know anything about laws in new hampshire.sabs wrote:you can always go with:
Pack all his stuff up
put it in a box outside the apt, bring a locksmith in to change the locks.
do this while he is at work.
He was pissed, but realized pretty quick that I wasn't like the old country drunks and illegal immigrants he usually rents to and couldn't jerk me around like that. We were cool until he demanded that I pay him an extra $75 a month (my ass!) .
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Count, it's difficult to find a girl with good connections (this one's dad isn't an owner or anything, he's just another worker at the company who put in a good word for the guy) due to them not frequenting the places people who are poor frequent.
On the subject of legal madness:
Thank God he doesn't get mail here, have keys or any utilities. He's paying not so much a "rent" as he is paying a "bothering me, lots" fee. Weekly. He's also not particularly intelligent, and probably unwilling to take legal action if I did kick him out. He might take a swing at me though, but that's just based on his constant tough talk of "I totally would have hit this guy if [stupid reason to risk an assault charge]."
I have discerned that he was lying about the person he was picking up (his girlfriend told me) and so now I have all the reason in the world to take my ball car and go home, which I think I'll do. The only problem is he won't be able to get to work very well since he works quite a distance away, but he was getting rides before so he can start getting them again.
I don't think there's any legal issue with me kicking him out, there's no proof he lived here aside from his shit in my once-home office. I had to move my computer out because he sleeps at weird ass times, and not once did he say "oh you don't need to do that, I don't mean to be a burden."
There are seriously people like him who live in this world.
I am putting myself at personal risk to have this guy here since the landlord COULD kick me out if he found out, but I'm very good with rent and keeping the place nice so that's pretty unlikely. It just pisses me off that he's been ungrateful, disrespectful and just all-around awful. My favorite part is when he gets pissy for some reason (man-period?) and sulks around, making me feel weird in my own home.
I'm excited to not have to see him ever again, and will be throwing the Best Damn Christmas Party Ever™ once he's gone.
On the subject of legal madness:
Thank God he doesn't get mail here, have keys or any utilities. He's paying not so much a "rent" as he is paying a "bothering me, lots" fee. Weekly. He's also not particularly intelligent, and probably unwilling to take legal action if I did kick him out. He might take a swing at me though, but that's just based on his constant tough talk of "I totally would have hit this guy if [stupid reason to risk an assault charge]."
I have discerned that he was lying about the person he was picking up (his girlfriend told me) and so now I have all the reason in the world to take my ball car and go home, which I think I'll do. The only problem is he won't be able to get to work very well since he works quite a distance away, but he was getting rides before so he can start getting them again.
I don't think there's any legal issue with me kicking him out, there's no proof he lived here aside from his shit in my once-home office. I had to move my computer out because he sleeps at weird ass times, and not once did he say "oh you don't need to do that, I don't mean to be a burden."
There are seriously people like him who live in this world.
I am putting myself at personal risk to have this guy here since the landlord COULD kick me out if he found out, but I'm very good with rent and keeping the place nice so that's pretty unlikely. It just pisses me off that he's been ungrateful, disrespectful and just all-around awful. My favorite part is when he gets pissy for some reason (man-period?) and sulks around, making me feel weird in my own home.
I'm excited to not have to see him ever again, and will be throwing the Best Damn Christmas Party Ever™ once he's gone.
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Hey, I'm going to have to roll a nat 20 to get even the greasiest skank to go out with me instead of someone with more money. Might as well power attack for full and swing for the fences for someone awesome, I say!Pseudo Stupidity wrote:Count, it's difficult to find a girl with good connections (this one's dad isn't an owner or anything, he's just another worker at the company who put in a good word for the guy) due to them not frequenting the places people who are poor frequent.
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Most landlord-tenant law allows for a 24-hour notice when there are drugs, gambling, or prostitution involved.
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You need line of effect first, though. It isn't tough to get line of effect to greasy skanks, but well-off girls can be more difficult. To obtain this I suggest hanging out at a college or joining a tennis club.Count Arioch the 28th wrote: Hey, I'm going to have to roll a nat 20 to get even the greasiest skank to go out with me instead of someone with more money. Might as well power attack for full and swing for the fences for someone awesome, I say!
Hmm...I need to make this man gamble on which prostitute has more drugs.
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I'd like to get a second opinion on a map I'm working on for a project. I'm taking ArcGIS (mapping software) classes at school, and I thought I'd use the Term Project to produce something potentially useful to my employer. The map is supposed to show the number of people living near specific East Bay Regional Park District parks that may get some new signs at key sites from the New Deal work project that helped build up much of the park infrastructure.
This is my second draft, and I added enough stuff that I'm a little worried that there could be a visual clutter problem keeping the map from clearly conveying its message. Thoughts?
http://www.mediafire.com/?y65xrnmrxlx560h
This is my second draft, and I added enough stuff that I'm a little worried that there could be a visual clutter problem keeping the map from clearly conveying its message. Thoughts?
http://www.mediafire.com/?y65xrnmrxlx560h
Observations:Avoraciopoctules wrote:This is my second draft, and I added enough stuff that I'm a little worried that there could be a visual clutter problem keeping the map from clearly conveying its message. Thoughts?
[*]The scale is not really functional.
[*]The red comments cut right across the entire map.
[*]San Pablo, Pinole, and Ashland both have unnamed dots in their names; there are two unnamed dots above San Ramon and one above Oakland.
[*]Fremont's dot is stuck to Newark's K, Cherryland's dot is stuck to San Lorenzo's O, Concord's dot is stuck to Pleasant Hill's T, and Dublin's dot is stuck to Alameda County's L.
[*]Lafayette's dot is a spermatozoon.
[*]There's a random squiggle above Moraga.
[*]Your frame corners are all different.
[*]There's no key/legend.
[*]The top "Marin County" runs along/over the grid lines, as does "San Francisco County."
Questions:
[*]Why are the parks different colors? Differentiation?
[*]How relevant are the county names?
[*]What is the difference between the two red statements?
[*]Why do you have that many cities, especially if they aren't in the affected area?
[*]Are you disallowed from using italics?
Comments:
[*]Most of your city names are positioned exactly the same relative to their dot. White space is more valuable than conformity.
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Thanks for the feedback.
Yes. The 3 darker green (labeled) parks are the ones that may receive new signs. The lighter green (unlabled) parks there to provide context to the viewer, so the Wildcat Canyon area is not mistaken for urban space.Maj wrote:Questions:
[*]Why are the parks different colors? Differentiation?
Mainly there to provide context on the area to the viewer.Maj wrote:[*]How relevant are the county names?
One shows people near any park, the smaller one shows people near every park.Maj wrote:[*]What is the difference between the two red statements?
My professor suggested showing the cities when I gave him my first draft. Population is derived by summing values attached to each city data point, so a slight shift in the boundaries of the buffer zone around the parks could produce dramatic shifts in the displayed population value if it covered or uncovered cities.Maj wrote:[*]Why do you have that many cities, especially if they aren't in the affected area?
No.Maj wrote:[*]Are you disallowed from using italics?
True. And I think there's some stuff I can do about that. I already fiddled with the labels to keep multiple identical park names showing up, so it wouldn't require huge changes.Maj wrote:Comments:
[*]Most of your city names are positioned exactly the same relative to their dot. White space is more valuable than conformity.
Avoraciopoctules wrote:Thanks for the feedback.
That would be something you'd probably want to put on the key.wrote:The 3 darker green (labeled) parks are the ones that may receive new signs. The lighter green (unlabled) parks there to provide context to the viewer, so the Wildcat Canyon area is not mistaken for urban space.
If it were me, I would do something like make the county names fainter, slightly larger, and italic... Sort of a watermark feeling so they don't compete as much visually, but the information is there.wrote:[County Names] Mainly there to provide context on the area to the viewer.
OK. I'm kinda slow because I don't really understand the description of the project from what you wrote in your first post... The larger number refers to people who live in the vicinity of any district park, and the smaller number is those who live near parks that will be affected by the change?wrote:One shows people near any park, the smaller one shows people near every park.
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There's 3 parks that will be affected by the project alluded to in the map.Maj wrote:OK. I'm kinda slow because I don't really understand the description of the project from what you wrote in your first post... The larger number refers to people who live in the vicinity of any district park, and the smaller number is those who live near parks that will be affected by the change?wrote:One shows people near any park, the smaller one shows people near every park.
- Category A is people near at least 1 of the 3.
- Category B is people near all 3 of the 3
I just submitted the academic version of this assignment, but it may be as long as 1-3 weeks until I end up using some version of this map at work. Part of the term project involved doing a fairly detailed write-up of what I did during the course of the project, and the uploaded document can be found here:
http://www.mediafire.com/?45e81v5984b5gmg
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Tomorrow, I'm going to try and tweak the map file, taking your feedback into account. There's plenty of space for me to add a key, and I should be able to do something about the markers and labels for the cities.
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My mother-in-law bought us a compact, ventless dryer for Christmas!!!! It came early yesterday, so we set it up to test it out. In the course of just over half an hour, Giovanni opened it, looked inside, and informed me that it was empty 118 times.
At the 30th, I was getting over being annoyed, but only mildly amused. By 50, I had started laughing. At somewhere near 70, I was laughing so hard I was crying.
This morning my stomach still hurts.
At the 30th, I was getting over being annoyed, but only mildly amused. By 50, I had started laughing. At somewhere near 70, I was laughing so hard I was crying.
This morning my stomach still hurts.
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DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.
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Her son. Evidently he's at that age where he's getting into things....You Lost Me wrote:... Who?
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
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Yes. Sorry... Giovanni is my three year old.YLM wrote:... Who?
Everyone is at the age of getting into things. The annoyance factor is determined by two things: the height of the getting-into-er, and the readiness of the getting-into-ee to have their space invaded.Maxus wrote:Evidently he's at that age where he's getting into things.
But I was trying to point out more that he's into the age, of really making sure that I know what's going on. Last week, he brought me his fire truck and told me 32 times that it was a fire truck. And it doesn't matter how many times I agree with him or repeat what he says, he just says it again.
He was really excited about the dryer. I suppose it could be really annoying, but he's so earnest and cute that I end up laughing hysterically instead.
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It probably helps on the annoyance factor that he's *your* kid.
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Sometimes.

Other times it increases it because other people judge parents by their children's behavior and I don't want people to think ill of either myself or my child.
Other times it increases it because other people judge parents by their children's behavior and I don't want people to think ill of either myself or my child.
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Well, I gained ~17kg from my inactivity during the broken arm saga. So I'm signing up for a diet program thing that has previously worked for my sister, and I intend on sticking to it until I'm in the middle of the "healthy" range.
That said, it's not only low-fat, low-sugar, low-protein, low-carbs, it's also low-caffeine. I've been off the coke for a while now, but this does limit the amount of non-herbal (ie normal) tea. Yeah, seriously, they put a limit on flavoured water.
Anyway, as it is, I tend to sleep 12-16 hours a day (12 minimum, with a possibility of napping in the afternoon). That's with all this sugar and caffeine. So there is a possibility I will spend 20+ hours a day asleep. Which I'm kind of okay with, because being asleep is basically the happiest time of all. I say that not as a depressed person but simply as an adult, I'm pretty sure most people feel that way.
Doesn't meth help people lose weight super-quick? Do they sell that in stores, or is it a pharmacy thing?
That said, it's not only low-fat, low-sugar, low-protein, low-carbs, it's also low-caffeine. I've been off the coke for a while now, but this does limit the amount of non-herbal (ie normal) tea. Yeah, seriously, they put a limit on flavoured water.
Anyway, as it is, I tend to sleep 12-16 hours a day (12 minimum, with a possibility of napping in the afternoon). That's with all this sugar and caffeine. So there is a possibility I will spend 20+ hours a day asleep. Which I'm kind of okay with, because being asleep is basically the happiest time of all. I say that not as a depressed person but simply as an adult, I'm pretty sure most people feel that way.
Doesn't meth help people lose weight super-quick? Do they sell that in stores, or is it a pharmacy thing?
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Koumei:
In the US, at least, you can get diagnosed with ADD pretty easily (especially if you actually have it), and then get a prescription for amphetamine (which is way less likely to rot your teeth than meth). Your weight will drop if you take the stuff, but it will go back up if you stop. The bright side is that, if it turns out that you have ADD, it will make your life much easier. And you will sleep much less, unless your brain chemistry is seriously and bizarrely fucked.
Just remember that too much will make you really obnoxious, and way[/i] too much will make you psychotic and/or psychopathic.
In the US, at least, you can get diagnosed with ADD pretty easily (especially if you actually have it), and then get a prescription for amphetamine (which is way less likely to rot your teeth than meth). Your weight will drop if you take the stuff, but it will go back up if you stop. The bright side is that, if it turns out that you have ADD, it will make your life much easier. And you will sleep much less, unless your brain chemistry is seriously and bizarrely fucked.
Just remember that too much will make you really obnoxious, and way[/i] too much will make you psychotic and/or psychopathic.
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